I take snoring to the next level
On Saturday night, I stayed over at Charles’ place as it was convenient. Anyway, I fell asleep on Charles’ couch. Here’s where the usual person might snore.
I was *grunting* in my sleep. The kind of grunt you’d do if you were lifting heavy weights, or at a baseball game as a barbarous cheer.
What’s funnier about this is that I was so unused to doing this during my sleep that this caused ME to wake up. I heard myself grunting in my sleep, and I was not purposely grunting. I then attempted to quell the rumbling of my vocal chords/chest/stomach grunting phenomenon by planting my face in the pillow. This action failed.
Eventually I stopped.
I kept Charles awake though by grunting. I’m sorry Charles.
Also, props to Kacey Abaraoha for starting Crossfit at Urban Crossfit. Eventually, mademoiselle, you too will be a beast!
